The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
Car wouldn’t start.
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment
It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
Wow this is me.
Im actually quite attractive if you stand far away enough
so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was.
i had to tell her this
men moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
lets not forget when they whisper ugh fuck under their breath
or when he want to focus on kissing you, but gets lost in everything that’s happening and just is breathing heavy in your ear because he’s too focused to even make a whisper.
Omg this this this this I love this so much
inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.